Friday, January 9, 2009


Remember the new presidential limo that Cadillac designed to be PEW PEW proof? Well it's been approved for use starting January 20th and is jam-packed with all kinds of exciting features like extra presidential blood (I'm not kidding) and 8-inch thick (me too, ladies) doors that weigh as much as a 757's cabin door. I thought it was funny the driver side window is the only one that goes down and even it only 3-inches (me too, ladies) to "pay a toll or talk with secret service agents running alongside". Pay a toll? Get fucking real!

*Report Given By Outside Source...Good Lookin

1 comment:

  1. Has long as it helps keep him safe for the next 4 (or 8) years, it's all good.